Stupid Things
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have fell out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 2
[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. [[Same melody you mean.]]
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 3
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] Your hair is/was blond.
[ ] You’ve put metal in the microwave.
So far: 3
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
[x] You’ve fallen asleep in class.
[x] You have tripped over your own feet.
So far: 7
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[x] You have forgotten to breathe. [[When you get conscious of trying to breathe.]]
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. [[How is this stupid?]]
So far: 11
[x] You have eaten a bug [[It’s a statistical fact, though I’ve never done it on purpose.]]
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
So far: 15
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
So far: 16
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
So far: 18
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures or words in the texture of the ceiling.
[x] The word “uh” is used many times a day.
Total: 20
