17 Simple Rules For Going To The Cinema With Me.

by asterisk in Quote on August 29, 2008

You may not for any reason leave your seat to visit the bathroom at any juncture during the film, from the point of the display of certification to the moment the lights come up. If you cannot hold it in that long, you must either provide yourself a colostomy bag (or equivalent) or simply not visit the pictures.

Hate

by asterisk in Image on August 22, 2008

Simplicity Requires Courage

by asterisk in Image on August 15, 2008

Simplicity Requires Courage

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Countries that don’t use the Metric System

by asterisk in Image on August 14, 2008

Y’all suck. All three of you.

Robert Anson Heinlein said…

by asterisk in Quote on August 12, 2008

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

(Indian By Design via Swiss Miss)