The band name:
Monday Morning Cold
(It’s an album name!)
The album name:
Shadow follows its source
(Nice. Keeps up with the sad emo vibe.)
The album cover:
(Dark clouds. Still emo.)
The songs:
Africa Needs Microfinance
Symbiotic Partnership
In Need of a Green Revolution
An Unbreakable Link
Failure to Protect
Is Democratization Dead?
Inclusive Foreign Aid
Perils of Proliferation
Europe’s New Economics
China’s Soft Power
(From Harvard International Review. Fail.)
What to do:
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Dearest…
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I’m in love with your cat. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump and I saw you in your closet sit on salt-beef bucket.
I’m sure you’re frostbitten enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men.
I’m returning the couch cushions, the pictures from Vegas, and your car to you, but I’ll be keeping the results of that blood-sample as a memento.
You should probably also know that I wWas interviewed about the car you stole and I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo.
Go milk a cow,
ia
That was a tedious meme. Copy after the jump.
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[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have fell out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 2
[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. [[Same melody you mean.]]
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 3
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] Your hair is/was blond.
[ ] You’ve put metal in the microwave.
So far: 3
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
[x] You’ve fallen asleep in class.
[x] You have tripped over your own feet.
So far: 7
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[x] You have forgotten to breathe. [[When you get conscious of trying to breathe.]]
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. [[How is this stupid?]]
So far: 11
[x] You have eaten a bug [[It's a statistical fact, though I've never done it on purpose.]]
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
So far: 15
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
So far: 16
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
So far: 18
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures or words in the texture of the ceiling.
[x] The word “uh” is used many times a day.
Total: 20
YOUR GANGSTA NAME: Fave ice cream flavor and favorite cookie
Strawberry Mango Chocolate Chip
YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: First initial of first name and first three letters of your last name
A. Luc (pronounced Ey Loos)
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal
Blue Cat (also any permutation of Tiffany Blue, Cyan, Aquamarine with Raccoon, White Tiger)
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Middle name and city where you were born
Figueras Quezon City
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: The first 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first
Lucad (if I use my nickname it would be Lucia!)
SUPERHERO NAME: ”The” + 2nd favorite color and favorite drink
The Green Coke
STRIPPER NAME: The name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent and favorite candy
So Pink Orange Swits
WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mother’s and father’s middle names
Figueras Pelito
SPY NAME/BOND GIRL: Your favorite season/holiday and flowers
Fall Rose
CARTOON NAME: Favorite fruit and article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”
Mango Pajammy
HIPPY NAME: What you ate for breakfast and your favorite tree
Tuna Narra
YOUR ROCKSTAR ENTOURAGE NAME: “The” + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”
The Design Wind Tour
YOUR PORN NAME: First Pet + name of street you grew up on
Ashanti Marunong (according to One Tree Hill it’s supposed to be first pet + middle name)
