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The band name:
Monday Morning Cold
(It’s an album name!)

The album name:
Shadow follows its source
(Nice. Keeps up with the sad emo vibe.)

The album cover:

(Dark clouds. Still emo.)

The songs:
Africa Needs Microfinance
Symbiotic Partnership
In Need of a Green Revolution
An Unbreakable Link
Failure to Protect
Is Democratization Dead?
Inclusive Foreign Aid
Perils of Proliferation
Europe’s New Economics
China’s Soft Power
(From Harvard International Review. Fail.)

What to do:
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Dearest…

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I’m in love with your cat. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump and I saw you in your closet sit on salt-beef bucket.

I’m sure you’re frostbitten enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men.

I’m returning the couch cushions, the pictures from Vegas, and your car to you, but I’ll be keeping the results of that blood-sample as a memento.

You should probably also know that I wWas interviewed about the car you stole and I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo.

Go milk a cow,
ia

That was a tedious meme. Copy after the jump.

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