YOUR GANGSTA NAME: Fave ice cream flavor and favorite cookie
Strawberry Mango Chocolate Chip
YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: First initial of first name and first three letters of your last name
A. Luc (pronounced Ey Loos)
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal
Blue Cat (also any permutation of Tiffany Blue, Cyan, Aquamarine with Raccoon, White Tiger)
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Middle name and city where you were born
Figueras Quezon City
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: The first 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first
Lucad (if I use my nickname it would be Lucia!)
SUPERHERO NAME: ”The” + 2nd favorite color and favorite drink
The Green Coke
STRIPPER NAME: The name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent and favorite candy
So Pink Orange Swits
WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mother’s and father’s middle names
Figueras Pelito
SPY NAME/BOND GIRL: Your favorite season/holiday and flowers
Fall Rose
CARTOON NAME: Favorite fruit and article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”
Mango Pajammy
HIPPY NAME: What you ate for breakfast and your favorite tree
Tuna Narra
YOUR ROCKSTAR ENTOURAGE NAME: “The” + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”
The Design Wind Tour
YOUR PORN NAME: First Pet + name of street you grew up on
Ashanti Marunong (according to One Tree Hill it’s supposed to be first pet + middle name)
(Annotated)
WANTED: FIVE MILLION HEROES to help your country!
You are the HERO your country needs, if you are willing to:
1. BUY FILIPINO MADE PRODUCTS to create more industries and JOBS;
Team Manila!
2. SAVE 10% of your income in our local banks to increase domestic capital;
I have a Landbank and a Unionbank account. Does the latter count?
3. LEARN A NEW BUSINESS and keep yourself productive all the time;
Editing comics? Calling travel agencies? Those aside, I’m far more productive than anyone else in this household, even if I sleep 12 hours a day.
4. INVITE RELATIVES RESIDING ABROAD to visit the Philippines once or twice a year to boost Philippine Tourism;
We don’t need to ask them to do that. They already do.
5. INVEST ON AGRICULTURAL VENTURES to ensure food supply for the Filipino family;
Virgin Coconut Oil? I’m not that entrepreneurial yet.
6. RESPECT PROPERTY RIGHTS, FOLLOW ALL LAWS & REGULATIONS, AND BE HONEST to achieve a just and orderly Philippine society;
Snort. Giggle. Sneer.
7. ORGANIZE MORE COOPERATIVES to help the poor;
If all FIVE MILLION started a cooperative, wouldn’t that saturate the market?
8. CUT-DOWN ON ENTERTAINMENT EXPENSES to teach children the value of sacrifice and hard work;
I have no life. There’s nothing to cut down on.
9. INCREASE YOUR INDIVIDUAL PRODUCTIVITY BY 20% to become globally competitive;
It’s increasing. In a see-saw fashion.
10. REDUCE TARIFF ON ALL PRODUCTION AND AGRICULTURAL EQUIPMENT to encourage production.
Whut. How can I reduce tariffs???
