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Your Score: Longcat

57% Affectionate, 40% Excitable, 44% Hungry

Protector of truth.

Slayer of darkness.

Loooooong.

Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.

It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.

Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.

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Your Score: Anarchist!

Holy Shit! You scored 156!

See, I told you you could do it. The state is a crutch of those with a weak mind/heart, but it’s not for you, that’s for damn sure. You already know that structurelessness starts out chaotic but returns to a state of normalcy and order naturally, so I don’t need to explain that to you. Go forth, libertarian socialist, equalist, anarchist, and spread the good news of true freedom.

Let others know a little more about
yourself, repost “_______OLOGY”

Q: What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Sour cream… thousand island dressing… some oil… and that dressing they use in the Jollibee/KFC Asian salads.

Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. None in particular. Top 3: McDo, KFC, Jollibee.

Q: What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Probably Aristocrat/Alex III because I grew up on it.

Q: On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Not much.

Q: What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of it?
A: Pretty much anything you throw at me. I’m not luxurious enough to complain about it.

Q: What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Bacon! Cheese! Pineapple is okay, haha.

Q: What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Nothing, really. But if it were waffles, syrup and bacon please!

TECHNOLOGY

Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Photo of RCBC Plaza buildings, looking up.

Q: How many televisions are in your house?
A. 3. And one broken one.

BIOLOGY

Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-handed.

Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Teeth. (The agony.) Hair.

Q: What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Can’t remember.

Q: Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.

BULLCRAPOLOGY

Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No… Live for the moment.

Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Nothing. I like my name!

Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
A: I’m pretty sure it’s not red. (That’s why I ditched it as my favorite color.)

Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Probably.

Q: Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. I’d like to think so. Haha.

Q: Has someone ever saved yours?
A. I’d like to think so too!

DAREOLOGY

Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Yes… It wouldn’t matter as much unless I were a guy.

Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. Noooo.

Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Maybe. But blogging is my part-time job!

Q: Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Noooo.

Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Noooo.

Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a humans life for $1,000,000?
A. Noooo.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. Nothing.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Didn’t watch it.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Hardwood in the bedrooms. Carpet in the living room.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. Stand.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A. Three. (I have two others of the same type but different color but they’re missing.)

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. Huh? Never?

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. Accomplished. Content. Happy.

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A. :D Are you talking about MySpace? I don’t have one.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A. YM, Kimpo. Real life, my mom.

Q: Last person who called you?
A. My mom.

Q: Person you hugged?
A. My aunt or uncle, I think.

Q: Person you kissed?
A. Same as above.

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A. 28

Q: Season?
A: Fall.

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A. Of course.

Q: Mood?
A. Bored. Hungry. Lazy. Feeling a headache coming back.

Q: Listening to?
A: Nothing. The whirring of the cooling pad of my laptop.

Q: Watching?
A. Nothing.

Q: Worrying about?
A. How to manage that cash bond with the DOST *and* get that yearbook payment *and* deposit it.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A. Bathroom!

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. Watch Ratatouille.

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

Q: Do you smile often?
A. Not really.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. Depends on my mood. Rawr.

ARE YOU A BAD INFLUENCE?

If you go over 45, you’re a bad influence.
If you go under 15, chances are you live under a rock and have no life… even more harsh.

*Rules
Total the number of things in each list you’ve done.
No need to say which ones.
If people really want to know they will grow the balls to ask.
If you got tagged, tag at least 3 people on your watch list.

1. smoked. N
2. consumed alcohol. Y (But I don’t do it like I like it!)
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. Y
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. Y
5. kissed someone of the same sex. N
6. had sex. N
7. had someone in your room other than family. N
8. watched porn. Y
9. bought porn. N
10. done drugs. N (Not what you mean anyway)
TOTAL: 4

1. taken painkillers. Y (Rarely)
2. taken someone else’s prescription medicine. N
3. lied to your parents. Y
4. lied to a friend. Y
5. snuck out of the house. Y
6. done something illegal. Y
7. cut yourself. Y
8. hurt someone. Y
9. wished someone to die. Y
10. seen someone die. N
TOTAL: 8

1. missed curfew. Y
2. stayed out all night. Y
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. N
4. been to a therapist. N
5. been to rehab. N
6. dyed your hair. N
7. received a ticket. N
8. been in an accident. Y
9. been to a club. Y
10. been to a bar. Y
TOTAL: 5

1. been to a wild party. N
2. seen the Mardi Gras. N
3. drank more than four beers in a night. N
4. had a spring break in Florida. N
5. sniffed anything. Y (Pentel pen!)
6. wore black nail polish. N
7. wore arm bands. N (How is this a bad influence?)
8. wore t-shirts with band names. N
9. listened to rap. Y
10. own(ed) a 50 Cent CD. N
TOTAL: 2

1. dressed gothic. N
2. dressed prep. N
3. dressed punk. N
4. dressed grunge. N
5. stole something. Y
6. been too drunk to remember anything. N
7. blacked out. Y (Every time I stand up)
8. fainted. N
9. had a crush on a neighbor. Y
10. had someone sneak into your room. N
TOTAL: 3

1. snuck into someone else’s room. N
2. had a crush on your best friend. Y
3. been to a concert. Y
4. dry-humped someone. N
5. been called a slut. N
6. called someone a slut. Y
7. installed speakers in your car. N
8. broken a mirror. N
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex’s house. N
10. brushed your teeth with someone else’s toothbrush. N
TOTAL: 3

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper. N
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater. Y
3. cruised the mall. Y
4. skipped school. Y
5. had surgery. Y (How is this a bad influence?)
6. had an injury. Y
7. gone to court. N
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying. N
9. caught something on fire. N
10. lied about your age. N
TOTAL: 5

1. owned/rented an apartment. N
2. broke the law in the police’s presence. Y (Jaywalking?)
3. cheated on someone. N
4. got in trouble with the police. N
5. talked to a stranger. Y
6. hugged a stranger. N
7. kissed a stranger. N
8. rode in the car with a stranger. Y
9. been harassed. N
10. been verbally harassed. Y
TOTAL: 4

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online. Y
2. stayed online for 12 hours straight. Y
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. Y
4. watched TV for 12 hours straight. Y
5. been to a fair. Y
6. been called a bad influence. N
7. drink and drive. N
8. prank-called someone. N
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex. N
10. cheated on a test. Y
TOTAL: 6

TOTAL IN ALL: 40

Almost, but not quite!

1. What is your background picture?

A photo of the RCBC Plaza (Makati) buildings in an imperfect V-shaped, worm’s eye view. (Taken during the Philippine Blog Awards 2007.)

2. Why did you chose that picture?

I love looking up. I love the perspective. I love the rhythm of the windows and its architecture. And I took the photo.

3. If you have a personal and a work computer, which program do you use the most on your personal computer?

You can check my Wakoopa profile for that, but I think I set the info to private. I’m sure it’s Firefox, though. :)

4. Which program do you use the most on your work computer?

Same as above!

5. Internet Explorer or Firefox?

Firefox!

6. Why do you use Firefox?

It’s critical to my job. And it’s the portal to the Internet, where I spend pretty much my whole day.

7. What is your favourite program?

Firefox is a given. Adobe Photoshop and the rest of the Creative Suite 3 is a runner up, as well as the AutoHotKey. It’s soooo convenient for typing out HTML.

8. Which program is the worst?

WinRAR is utterly useful but annoying because mine has a nag screen. To say Internet Explorer would be cliche, but I don’t use it that much to really hate it.

9. Do you have any tips and tricks on how to get the most out of your computer or blog?

I’ve mentioned AutoHotKey. It’s useful for typing out text you use often—HTML is the perfect example. I like Launchy to some extent, but it’s not as intuitive as I would like it to be. I think the secret to computing is to learn and use shortcut keys!

Bonus question: No icons on your desktop?! Why is that?

First, I don’t keep my files in My Documents and those Windows-created folders under my user profile. I don’t like a cluttered desktop so I hide all the icons on it. But I put Stickies on it. Not perfectly clean, but useful.